Revealed: Hillary’s Private Emails!

Secretary_Clinton_Participates_in_a_Global_Town_Hall_(8429515131)From: Hillary@hillary.com

To: Bill@bill.com

Subject: Errand

Bill, can you pick up some milk? Thx!

 

From: Bill@bill.com

To: Hillary@hillary.com

Subject: Re: Errand

I got yer milk right here, baby!

 

From: Hillary@hillary.com

To: Bill@bill.com

Subject: Re: Re: Errand

Jesus, Bill. Grow up.

***

From: Hillary@hillary.com

To: Chelsea@chelsea.com

Subject: Bargain

Chelsea, no pressure for grandkids but did you see the Zulilly sale on strollers?

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From: Hillary@hillary.com

To: Condaleeza@formerSoS.com

Subject: Gross

Condi, you’re right. Putin is a perv. Ew.

***

From: Hillary@hillary.com

To: Customerservice@maycs.com

Subject: Order

Dear Macy’s Customer Service,

When can I expect shipment on those back-ordered pantsuits? Thanks!

H. Clinton

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From: Hillary@hillary.com

To: Chelsea@chelsea.com

Subject: Cool!

Chelsea, Did you see that Jessica Simpson is doing a maternity line? No pressure, though!

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From: Hillary@hillary.com

To: Madeleine@madeleinealbright.com

Subject: Benghazi

FML

 

From: Madeleine@madeleinealbright.com

To: Hillary@hillary.com

Subject: Re: Benghazi

SMDH

***

From: Hillary@hillary.com

To: POTUS@USA.gov

Subject: Technology

I’ll get a DoS account if you buy me an iPhone.

 

From: POTUS@USA.gov

To: Hillary@hillary.com

Subject: Re: Technology

Get Congress to put it in the budget and it’s yours.

 

From: Hillary@hillary.com

To: POTUS@USA.gov

Subject: Re: Re: Technology

Bahahahahahahaha! Congress! Budget! You’re so funny, Mr. President.

***

From: Hillary@hillary.com

To: Chelsea@chelsea.com

Subject: Policy shift

Chelsea, we changed the Foundation’s maternity leave policy to read “Whatever Chelsea needs.” No pressure!

***

From: Hillary@hillary.com

To: UncleJoe@biden.com

Subject: Hands

Next time it happens, you’re pulling back a bloody stump. Got it, Joe?

Rebekah Kuschmider is a DC writer with an over-developed sense of irreverence, socialist tendencies, a cable news addiction, and a blog. Rebekah has an undergraduate degree in theater and Master’s in Arts Policy and Administration and a decade of experience managing arts organizations and advocating in the public health sector.  Rebekah also blogs about her life, her thoughts, and her opinions at StayAtHomePundit.com. She was voted one of the Top 25 Political Mom Blogs at Circle of Moms. Her work has also been seen at Babble.com , Salon.com, Redbook online, and the Huffington Post.

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