The Paula Deen Controversy: We Have Bigger Twinkies To Fry

Deep-fried_twinkieAmericans like the craziest controversies.

Case in point this week: Paula Deen.

The Savannah celebrity cook and personality is still trending on Twitter. “We Support Paula Deen” has more than 509,000 followers on Facebook – more than half of those joined the page after a tearful Deen appeared on the Today Show on Wednesday. Social media is overloaded with Deen jokes and memes.

In turn, Deen has lost millions of dollars in contract cancellations and endorsement deals including major ones with Target, Walmart and Caesar Entertainment. Deen fans, however, aren’t taking this news lying down at all.

On Friday, Deenites – as I like to call them – are sending clean butter wrappers with letters of disappointment to the Food Network in New York to protest the cancellation of her shows. “Like this empty butter wrapper, you are just an empty shell without Paula,” many are writing.

To show their gratitude to companies sticking with Deen, fans send letters of support and buy their products. On Thursday night, Deen fans participated in an online lovefest sharing photos and stories about meeting the Southern cook.

A website called “Stitches ‘n Dishes” has opened online where 100 percent of the proceeds will be donated to The Bag Lady Foundation, Deen’s charity which was established “to provide hope, inspiration and support to women and families during their time of need.” Fans can buy Deen’s lines of cookware and dinnerware, cookbooks, DVDs and groceries such as hot sauce and marmalade.

And the Deen revolution continues next week. July 3 has been declared “Paula Deen Appreciation Day” and fans are asked to make a donation to the Bag Lady Foundation. More than 14,000 have RSVP’d on Facebook to participate. Not to mention, fans will undoubtedly rally to fund a museum slated for Deen’s childhood home in Albany, Ga., her birthplace.

So it seems that the 66-year-old Southern grandma who said the “N” word is everywhere.

But at its core, the Paula Deen controversy is simply a media-whipped frenzy over one of their own. Media, as with many of these faux controversies, always like to divide people into two distinct camps – those who love someone and those who think that someone should be executed. There are seldom any shades of gray.

For example, When interviewing Deen on The TODAY Show, Matt Lauer grilled the Savannah cook as if she was on the stand for murder or sexual molestation of small children instead of a mistake of political incorrectness decades ago. Why? Because Lauer needs ratings. He, too, needs to be in the headlines. He needs to keep his job. And he needs to do his duty to keep people clearly divided.

Meanwhile, Deen’s latest cookbook, Paula Deen’s New Testament: 250 Favorite Recipes, All Lightened Up has hit the number one spot on Amazon.com. Who cares that it’s not scheduled to be released until October?

As singer Don Henley so adequately said in “Dirty Laundry,” his 1980’s hit about the media, “Dirty little secrets / Dirty little lies/ We got our dirty little fingers / In everybody’s pie.” That includes Paula Deen’s right now.

And, it’s completely bonkers.

We have bigger Twinkies to fry.

 Suzi Parker is an Arkansas-based political and cultural journalist and author of “Sex in the South: Unbuckling the Bible Belt” and “1000 Best Bartender’s Recipes.” She writes frequently for Reuters, TakePart, and numerous other publications. Follow her on Twitter at @SuziParker.

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  • Denise B.

    So you think a businesswoman being utterly destroyed on the alter of political correctness is “completely bonkers”? I hope you never say or do anything that sets the dog pack on YOU.

    Want a bigger Twinkie to fry? Why not write about extortionists who think they can get a big payday out of threatening any wealthy person they run across with the specter of racism or sexism? Lisa Jackson tried the latter first, by the way, without success. Or perhaps you could mention that NBC hired Al Sharpton, of Tawana Brawley fame, but wants to crucify Paula Deen.

    • You hit the nail right on the head Denise B. Why do the haters find it entertaining to crucify some? I will never understand!

  • stacey

    Best article I have read so true “bigger Twinkies to fry” Build them up chop them down mentality. Sad.

  • Charlotte Wolfe

    Amen sista. You tell them. Paula does not deserve this media frenzy of character assassination.
    Media needs to be taken down a notch or two. And that is a SOUTHERN expression. Born and raised in the South and might proud of it.

  • I don’t think that objecting to expressed nostalgia for slavery should be dismissed as political correctness.

    But this is just the latest of Deen’s completely unhealthy contributions to our culture. I think she should have diappeared from the scene after the diabetes disclosure. Or maybe acknowledge that making grilled cheese with mayonaise might have contributed to her condition rather than hawking pharmacueticals.

    It’s appalling that these revelations have turned into a financial boon for her, but if we want to have a serious conversation about racism, perhaps we should spend more time talking about George Zimmerman than Paula Deen.

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